It’s too easy. Vote TP for your bunghole 2016.
Satan Lurks Below
Here’s a cute baby and some puppies. Aren’t you tired of a certain someone clogging up your feed? #nevertrump
Toots For Jesus!
God really does work in mysterious ways. All TRUE Christians are obligated!
#atheism #goodwithoutgod
Oh God… My Best Friend?
Type “Amen” if you don’t get it. Share if you do!
Porcupine Disco
Sarah Palin is back! The end-times are near. Can I get a hallelujah?
#sarahpalin #donaldtrump #p2
Earth in the Sea = Riches for Me
Lex Luthor: visionary. Screw the Earth. Greed is good. #ClimateChange #EarthDay #p2
Awareness Must Equal Votes Or All Is Lost
March on #EarthDay. Vote on Election Day. #VotingMatters #ClimateChange
2016: The First Two Year Long Year
How’s the first half of #2016 going for you so far? New Years is halftime… #tcot #libcrib
Missing Humanity For A Color
Don’t judge #TheDress by its color, but by the person inside.
What Does “Camo” Mean?
Pink camo: the fabulous moose will never see you coming.
Be Careful Who You Love
BREAKING: Original lyrics to Michael Jackson’s Billie Jean unveiled!
The Fourth One’s A Bit Deflated
The Patriots Superbowl Legacy: Now with an asterisk. #DeflateGate #SuperBowl
Which Is It Haters?
Haters gonna hate, and the don’t care why.
The REAL Golden Showers
Kicking “lazy druggie moochers” for fun & profit.
Describe It Without Sounding Dirty
The #KFCDoubleDownDog is the dirty butt sex of food porn.
Religion Is The Sugar Coating On Tragedy
When you make death easier to swallow, you make it easier to commit. #Atheism #AtheistRollCall
Women: Know Your Place (Not In The GOP)
The new logo for a GOP that doesn’t even trust GOP women. #AbortionBill #ReproRights #ProChoice
The Honorable Justice Barack Obama Presiding
What do you think? Could it happen? Should it happen? #Obama #SCOTUS
That’s Kyle, With An Asterisk
Never let pesky facts ruin a good story.
Zeus vs Jesus: Equivalent Mythical Fiction
Jesus = Zeus: It must be the beard.