Cornholio For Prez 2016

Satan Lurks Below


Here’s a cute baby and some puppies. Aren’t you tired of a certain someone clogging up your feed? #nevertrump

Toots For Jesus!

Oh God… My Best Friend?


Type “Amen” if you don’t get it. Share if you do!

Porcupine Disco

Earth in the Sea = Riches for Me

Awareness Must Equal Votes Or All Is Lost

2016: The First Two Year Long Year


How’s the first half of #2016 going for you so far? New Years is halftime… #tcot #libcrib

Missing Humanity For A Color

Don’t judge #TheDress by its color, but by the person inside.

What Does “Camo” Mean?

Pink camo: the fabulous moose will never see you coming.

Be Careful Who You Love

BREAKING: Original lyrics to Michael Jackson’s Billie Jean unveiled!

The Fourth One’s A Bit Deflated

Which Is It Haters?

Haters gonna hate, and the don’t care why.

The REAL Golden Showers

Kicking “lazy druggie moochers” for fun & profit.

Describe It Without Sounding Dirty

Religion Is The Sugar Coating On Tragedy

Women: Know Your Place (Not In The GOP)

The Honorable Justice Barack Obama Presiding

What do you think? Could it happen? Should it happen? #Obama #SCOTUS

That’s Kyle, With An Asterisk

Never let pesky facts ruin a good story.

Zeus vs Jesus: Equivalent Mythical Fiction

Jesus = Zeus: It must be the beard.