BREAKING NEWS!!
The opinions of all the youth participating in #MarchForOurLives are officially rendered moot because it is presumed that at least one of them ate a Tide Pod or accepted a participation award.
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Sam #Nunberg is just an attention whore.
“Anybody wanna talk to me about my subpoena? It’s cable news GOLD I tell ya!”
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Because enough of the base will see the death and destruction as the dawn of the race war they’ve been agitating for. If part of California gets wiped out in the process: even better in their minds. Welcome to 2018. #NuclearButton #t #p2
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If Trump pushes his “big button”, he will feel no remorse over what happens next. Instead he will focus on how to maximize his “ratings” in the LITERAL fallout. GOP will do nothing, still paralyzed with fear of being primaried from the right. #p2 #t #NuclearButton
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We all love Frank Underwood but were appalled to find out Kevin Spacey was type-cast.

#t #p2 #SilenceBreakers
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Want Trump to care about #PuertoRico? Just start calling it “Richport”.
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I once had problems w/
dementia & kleptomania
but then my doctor told me about
#Covfefe
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How fast will President Pence pardon Trump? You know, so the country can “be whole again” or “move forward” or whatever?
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Obama was one of our greatest presidents. For those who still question this, his successor is providing great contrast.
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Trump only addresses the suffering of beautiful Syrian babies with bombs and bans.
#t #p2 #SyriaStrikes
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Trump & Ryan both despise the Freedom Caucus but they’re both gonna hate how to fix it: Gerrymander reform.
#t #p2 #AHCA
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The problem isn’t all of us who know Trump isn’t telling the truth. The problem is all those who don’t.
#t #p2 #internationalwomensday
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Trump tries to change subject on Russia by… suggesting FBI had evidence enough for FISA warrant to wiretap him?
#t #p2 #Trumprussia
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If a click-bait article uses “DECIMATED!” in a headline, is it 90% less hyperbolic?
#t #p2 #alternatefacts
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“CNN doesn’t report on missing planes! So many lives lost. SAD!”
– Tronald Dump
#t #p2 #notmypresident
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“THIS? After all the other shit he’s done, THIS is what brings him down? SMDH.”
– Future tweet about Trump impeachment
#t #p2 #ripamerica
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Up next on the new look #NBC (Nothing But Conservatives): Megyn Kelly & Arnold Schwarzenegger!
#p2 #t #megynkelly
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